January 5, 2005

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Severe winter weather has transformed your once-dewy complexion into a chapped nightmare. Dry, flaky, textured ...

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July 22, 2008

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You’ve tried miracle creams, painful injections, and expensive procedures. But nothing helps. You’re still incredibly ...

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October 24, 2007

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July 7, 2003

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Like most addictions, it starts at a young age. Bonne Bell seemed sweet and innocent, ...

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June 10, 2002

Love Me Do New York

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You’ve lovingly accepted just about everything about him: the toilet seat up, the clothes strewn ...

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May 29, 2001

Why So Blue? New York

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It’s the 911 call. “Doc, do you have any time? Like, um, today?” No, it’s ...

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July 14, 2008

You Have a Little Something on Your Face New York

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