The first and last word in facials. Mile-long list of impressive clientele. Plenty of products to take home (the drying lotion is a lifesaver).
Keith McNally’s overcrowded version of gay Paris. Scene always trumps substance with weekend brunch-fueled frenzies and serious standing lines. Learn to love your neighbor.
Bastianich-Batali’s Italian glamour girl (sexy, flashy, pricey) flanked by high rollers who enjoy a bit of spectacle with their spaghetti.
Resto magnate Stephan Starr opts for shock-and-awe tactics at this immense dining palace. Very much Versailles meets Ming Dynasty. Food slightly resembles Chinese, but who can pay attention with the sensory overload at your table for twelve?
These are premier designers and their luxury goods. Must admit that just swinging that fudge-striped bag around town somehow feels over the top.
Saddle up to the corner taqueria or reserve a table at the tequila-friendly speakeasy below the street (enter through the kitchen). Beware of overly styled patrons swarming the sidewalk.
Jim Lahey’s beautifully designed modern temple to carbs! Roman-inspired pies are made from the finest ingredients. The Tuscan bread soup should not be overlooked.
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The aptly named downtown sushi joint is modern, intimate, and wonderfully satisfying. The sake box spilleth over (until 2 a.m. nightly).
Originally a rental showroom, the LES store now offers women’s designer clothing, accessories, and shoes from the ’60s to the ’80s. Browse big names (YSL, Dior, Chanel, Valentino) — perhaps even alongside a few (Rachel Weisz, Beyonce, Lucy Liu).
Tiny brick lounge with booming sound system and rotating cast of scenesters, DJs, artists, and fashion designers. When things get tight, spread out in the restaurant upstairs (which is currently suffering an identity crisis).