The boss wants to speak with you offline. You may or may not have swine. And to top it off, someone stole the wreath off your door.

Not exactly in the holiday spirit? Let us recommend buying some indulgent little gifts — for yourself.

In this ShopTalk video, we’ll show you what we’re drooling over this year, from super deluxe bedding and organic beauty products to DIY perfume sets and mail-order stone crabs (yep, we want crabs).

Sure, you can buy these items for other people, too.

But we all know who’s the most deserving.

Want your own Farmaesthetics mask? The first five people to e-mail us the correct answer to the following question get one: What other DailyCandy video did Mark (the crab delivery guy) appear in?

For a complete list of everything mentioned in the video — plus patent leather slippers, chandelier umbrellas, and more — check out today’s ShopTalk gallery.