In the proud tradition of the-best-things-online-are-free (ahem), you shared your Internet connection with the hood. Then your neighbor swamped your connection downloading every episode of Lost.

No need to hog the broadband. There’s a way to sensibly share the ...

This workless weekend is a bit of a circus.

KISS
Central Park Makeout
What: Bring your lip-locking partner (and plenty of mints) to the premier PDA event.
Why: “For no particular cause, other than to promote shameless kissing in public.”

Check all that apply:

· You are very important.
· You have the attention span of a gnat.
· You are on a bus that can’t go less than 50 mph or it will be blown up by Dennis Hopper.

You. High-tech machines.

The karma’s just not there.

The moment you hit the treadmill, your iPod crashes. When YouTube-ing, your PC grinds to a halt. Don’t even mention the BlackBerry. (You know: the one you dropped in the toilet.)

Before ...

Crap. It’s almost over: the tan lines, the rooftop beers, the prospect of meeting someone with a yacht in time for some high-seas snogging.

All is not lost. Just make a new plan, Stan.

Plan B: Skip the family BBQ ...

Eskimos have more than a dozen words for snow. Americans have more than a dozen for butt.

That says something about our priorities.

And it best explains the popularity of the Fanny Facial, a three-step, bootylicious butt-buffing treatment.

Take the ...

You’ve been teased, tormented, damaged, and stripped of your dignity.

And, goodness, just look at your hair.

Pull yourself together, now. Start by calling NYC’s styling wizard, Hiro Haraguchi. One keratin shot later, your head will reveal the luster hidden ...