Stressed? Of course you are.

Grinding your teeth at night? We hear you. But that mouth guard of yours is, well, icky. No wonder your significant other has been coming to bed late … you drool hound.

So until someone ...

Maybe you’ve heard. Rick Marin’s written a memoir, Cad: Confessions of a Toxic Bachelor. It hits stores today.

Perfect. Right in time for Valentine’s Day, as we sit here scratching our heads over what goes on inside the mind ...

Oh, the French. They’re just so wacky!

The insouciant way they gesticulate. Their — how you say? — penchant for obsessive love affairs. Their flexible notion of fidelité …

And their need to expose the battle of the sexes on ...

Congratulations! You finally figured out the difference between the Strokes and the Vines. You’ve painstakingly alphabetized your CD collection (strategically hiding your weak spot for Barry Manilow and Celine Dion). And your iPod is a fully loaded creature — a ...

You know, we just so happen to think you have a lovely ass. We don’t even mind your pouchy little belly. (Oh, we’re the freaks? When was the last time you ordered your precious latte with whole milk?)

Lighten up, ...

Here’s the thing about psycho chicks: They’re kinda boring.

Met one, met ’em all. Pick a — yawn — issue: (1) obsessive phone calls or e-mails (the Stalker); (2) dependence on a neverending supply of psychopharms (Miss Any-Little-Pill-Will-Do); (3) inability ...

Happy holidays! For those of you not spending the week lying on a beach or zipping down the slopes, we feel your pain. As a little treat, we dug through the archives and came up with the Best of DailyCandy. ...