July 20, 2000

Hello Kitty Comes Clean

Hello Kitty Vacuum Cleaner

We gave you the goods on how to make Hello Kitty toast with the endearing and whimsical Hello Kitty toaster.

Now we say…

Clean that sh-t up!

How, you ask? (Or why?, you pout.) With a Hello Kitty vacuum cleaner, of course. Like its mess-making cousin, this “ultra quiet” machine is colored pink and white, and is designed for maximum compactness and lightness. (Vacuuming! Whee!) Unlike the one-trick toaster, however, this kitten is a veritable Transformer of home maintenance: It can metamorphose from a stick vacuum to a portable canister to a handheld in a few easy steps.

Even better, it might end up saving you money, because, hey, who needs a cleaning lady when you’ve got Hello Kitty to lend a hand?

Now if only it would arrange your dust bunnies into decorative piles…