March 26, 2002

Pillow Fights

No Snore Pillow

It’s 4 a.m. You can’t sleep. You’re tossing and turning. He’s just lying there, snoring.

And snoring. Will the noise ever stop?

Love may be blind, but it sure isn’t deaf.

Take matters into your own hands and drown out that racket with a pillow. Suffocation? Not necessary (though tempting). LifeSleep’s PillowPositive, described as a “unique positioning sleeping aid,” helps hush the loudest snorer. How? Unlike regular pillows, this one is designed to keep the offender’s head flat, no matter what his sleeping position. Flat head = clear nasal passages = easier breathing = no snoring.

Don’t worry. PillowPositive is FDA-approved and will fit regular pillowcases. It may cost a hefty hundred bucks, but isn’t a good night’s sleep (yours, of course) worth it?

And if this doesn’t work, it’s your turn to make some noise. Sing along with us now: “Bye, bye, love…”

Available online at snorenet.net.