February 25, 2003

Mop and Go

The At-home Bang-Trimming Kit

Welcome to hair-appointment hell. Francois? Mon dieu! He eez booked solid for the next free weeks!

My god, indeed. You’re starting to look like a prize-winning sheepdog at Westminster. What does it take to guarantee a seat in that chair? At this point, winning the lottery looks more likely.

Time to take matters into your own hands.

But hold up before you grab the scissors, cowgirl, and get yourself the Fringe Kit, which has all the necessary tools for a self-trim: professional scissors, a fringe bib, pocket comb, and hair tape. There’s even an instruction booklet with styles like the “side swoop,” “bits and pieces,” and the “pixie.”

Still reeling from the memory of the Flock of Seagulls mullet you once gave yourself? Don’t make the same mistake twice. The kit is meant for between-visits maintenance, not designing a whole new ‘do.

Now if only there were a kit for at-home dentistry.

Available by calling 877-FRINGE-1.