July 17, 2006

Sir Fix-a-Lot

Gateway Plumbing and Heating

When you’re a grown-up, your home is your castle.

And the dripping faucets, running toilets, and leaky pipes make it seem like it hasn’t been repaired since the Middle Ages.

Hear ye! Hear ye! Call Gateway Plumbing and Heating, a battalion of master plumbers and skilled technicians. Like true knights in shining armor, Gateway pros are multilingual, polite, punctual, skillful problem soldiers in the battle against uppity heating and boiler systems.

The heroes wage war against leaks, drips, and emergency bursts, but they will also do installations and no-crisis maintenance. The folks at Gateway will save the day, using the finest quality materials, charging a reasonable amount, and guaranteeing all of their work. You’ll bask in the cool breeze of relief, and think about introducing the valorous gents to your ladies-in-waiting.

Sadly, if it’s not kitchen, bath, or heating, they’ll probably pull the plug on you.

Noble effort, though.

Gateway Plumbing and Heating (212-980-0909 or gatewayplumbing.com).