September 5, 2006

Major Thread

Body Linens by Thread Count

Sheets: the final frontier.

Crisp, woven cotton that consistently serves as the last line of defense against the cruel, heartless morning. (No wonder you’re pulling them over your head.) If only you could stay under the covers forever.

Alas, your destiny is neither handmaid nor homebody (not that there’s anything wrong with either). Which means that your next best option may be Body Linens, a collection of deluxe sleepwear in 300, 500, and 800 thread count.

The all-white, 100 percent Egyptian cotton pj’s for men and women are comfy (airy fit, cuffs, and ruffles) and classic (mother-of-pearl buttons, traditional French seams). It’ll be tough to choose between drawstring pants and the nightie. (Get both.) For added “I summer in the Vineyard” effect, have them monogrammed.

Perhaps best of all, the sturdy camisole and gown could easily pass as daywear — outside the house.

Thus minimizing the separation anxiety you’ll feel when you finally emerge from between the sheets and face the world.

Available online at bodylinens.com.