October 10, 2006

The Bare Necessities

Wax Works

We all know what it’s like: You walk into the room, barely making eye contact. You strip, lie down, and wait for a woman you hardly know to throw your legs around your neck, then judge you and your unruly bikini line. She rips and plucks at your nether region. And though it’s over in a matter of minutes, you still cry a little. Every time.

But what if, just what if you could give yourself a decent wax in the privacy of your own home?

Keep it confidential with waxing classes taught by hair-removing maharishi Cindy Barshop. She’ll give you the tips you need to defuzz any part of your bod. She’ll also supply you with a Wax Works kit, which comes with wax, heater, spatula, instructional DVD, and movie popcorn (we wish).

So get to work under the arms, above the lips, to the moon, and beyond. Though it’s not exactly our idea of a good date, Barshop will also give private lessons to you and your boyfriend/girlfriend/hookup.

Oh, the Casual Encounters postings we can imagine with this.

Cindy Barshop at Completely Bare, 103 Fifth Avenue, between 17th and 18th Streets, fourth floor (212-366-6060 or completelybare.com).