December 15, 2006

Knobs and Knockers

Premiere Line Flex Bras

Now, now, girls — no pushing or shoving. There’s plenty of room for the both of you.

Put those boobs back in their place with Premiere Line shapewear: weightless, strapless Flex Bras that are finally available for your upper deck.

Two paper-thin silicone cups contour, shape, and lift your twosome to new heights. No tapes or adhesives involved; they stick and grip without manhandling. Slap ’em on, boost ’em up, and, well, there ya go — cleavage and support under strapless, backless, and dangerously low-cut clothing.

The clever shapers were developed by two Hollywood stylists who spent years taping, stapling, stuffing, and pushing red carpet-walkers into tiny dresses. They’ve juggled every cup size, so whether you’re an Ashley Olsen or an Eva Mendes, you’ll get great support with a barely there appearance.

You say your pair defies gravity on their own? Try the silicone-gel petals to guard against nippleitis.

Ta da! Actually, make that ta ta!

Available online at premiereline.com.