June 12, 2007

All-Natural Sweetener

Sugar, the Treats Truck

Mmm, get a load of you! Sporting fine, buttery treats all over this town.

Come over here, Sugar. Don’t make us chase after you, you hotbed-of-baked-goods-on-wheels. You’re “not too fancy, always delicious” — and we can’t get enough of your cream cookie sandwiches, oatmeal chocolate chippers, Mexican chocolate brownies, and crispy kitchen sink squares.

The way you move those junior cakes (iced on all sides) gives us the shivers. Break. us. off. a. piece. of. that. frosting sandwich.

Knees go weak for vanilla cake slices with PB&J wedged between them. Taunt us with tall, cold glasses of organic milk.

Baked in Red Hook and loaded into your silver caboose. Running around on compressed natural gas. Yes, we’ll be checking the schedule to find out where you’re hanging (Greenwich Village? Central Park South?).

Ten percent of proceeds from the daily special benefits New York Cares. And you’re available for private parties?

Bless your sweet, sweet movable feast.

For a good time, call Sugar (212-691-5226). For schedule info, go to treatstruck.com.