Online - March 13, 2007

Dippity Do Da

Dippin’ Dots

Overpriced hot dogs, mulleted men in jorts, three-hour waits for twenty-second rides.

You’d endure worse than a day at the happiest place on earth for a cup of those delicious Dippin’ Dots.

Well now you don’t have to, because they’re available online.

The cryogenically frozen (yay, science!), kosher (who knew?) dairy treat will be shipped to you overnight on dry ice in a foam cooler (along with cups, spoons, balloons, bookmarkers, and pencils).

There’s something for every food freaker. Normal people get ice cream flavors like banana split, cotton candy, mint chocolate, and peanut butter chip. The more health conscious can opt for strawberry cheesecake yogurt or lemon lime, raspberry, and orange sherbet. And lactose intolerants can dig into fat-free cherry berry, watermelon, and pink lemonade flavored ice. There are even sugar-free fudge and vanilla varieties.

It’s a commitment to order, since the smallest size contains a whopping 30 servings. Just don’t eat them all at once.

It’s a small world after all. 

Available online at dippindots.com.