Blaming it on the Ambien or the wine does not discredit the fact that you posted naked photos of yourself on Facebook (note to self: better lighting next time).
Flush the sleeping pills (haven’t you heard about night eating?) and head directly to HalfWitWines, an online shop that vends solely half bottles of booze.
Chalk it up to your experimental nature or sophisticated palette for freshness, but going halvsies is a means of portion control that you’re clearly in dire need of. The vintner’s shelves are stocked with more than 1,000 bottles from all over the world, and it’s easy to navigate by region and varietal, especially with the option to peek at the label.
Just in case your memory is a bit blurry.
Available online at halfwitwines.com.