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Posted by CarmenSandiego on Mar 22, 2010 11:26:33 AM

This seems a tad passive aggressive no?

Posted by samueljohn on Mar 21, 2010 10:25:12 PM

Okay, let's get something perfectly straight. If you park like a jerk, regardless of whether the person before you parks like an idiot, you are still an jerk. If you own some god forsaken stupid SUV or tank of tractor-trailer and are forced to take up a dozen spaces, you are still a jerk. Sorry, no excuses. I live in a neighborhood, like so many in New York and Brooklyn, where there are just not enough parking spots for the amount of people with cars. Do not justify your laziness or inconsiderateness for parking like an ass. Think about others when you park, and others will thank you. Very simple. Oh, and by the way, get rid of you fracking SUV's and everyone will be better off, especially you. Don't you know they are death-traps for god sakes.

Posted by Keslie3 on Mar 19, 2010 6:34:37 PM

OMG!!! Thank you so much for this site. I printed out the forms for myself and for my friends! Up until now I've been using post-it notes to bring attention to all those "self-important a-holes" inability to drive and/or park a car that is unnecessarily to big for them. If you know your "big ass car" can't fit in a spot, then drive a little further out and walk your lazy butt to wherever it is you are going. And if you feel your car is so precious to where you have to take up two spots for fear of getting a scratch, then once again, drive out further and walk your lazy butt to wherever it is you are going. ...Oh and by the way...I Love Daily Candy and the diverse things they have on their site.

Posted by megsfromca on Mar 19, 2010 5:42:16 PM

I found it funny. I know that sometimes we are all forced to park like jerks cause of the jerk next to us, but that could have been from the jerk next to him. If I got a note like this on my car, I would have to chuckle. Relax everybody! Who cares if someone you don't know thinks you parked like a jerk? I would never put a note like this on someones car, but I think it's a much better outlet than keying someones car.

Posted by sweetpea8 on Mar 19, 2010 2:09:45 PM

Agreed, this is a little dodgy—because it encourages the anonymous jerkiness that's become a part of our society. But—Daily Candy, come ON. I've had one of these "violations" posted on my bulletin board at work for nearly FOUR YEARS, when I first discovered youparklikeanasshole.com. I thought you were about giving us the deets on the *newest*, coolest things. This ain't it.

Posted by Puppypower on Mar 19, 2010 12:44:13 PM

I'm sorry, but I thought Daily Candy was supposed to be about Fashion, Style, and Yummy Eateries etc. When did it become okay for a well-known online publication to encourage people to be nasty, rude and threatening. I myself drive an SUV, as does my boyfriend. Sometimes all spots are tiny and you just cant fit into any of them. I've had my car keyed, nasty notes left on it, and because of this, instantly had my day ruined. Just because you don't drive a Prius or freaking Subaru, doesn't give you the right to be the parking patrol. Lighten up and be nice. Lets get back to the more important things. Fashion. Is there nothing better to report on?

Posted by christylcarr on Mar 19, 2010 10:52:45 AM

Being a constant parking violator – I happen to be insanely spacey and live near a college campus where legal parking signs change (without warning) about every 2 months – is there a “you’re-super-anal-&-need-to-find-something-better-to-do-with-your-time” counter for a ticket of this sort? I believe I speak for busy, non-detail oriented people everywhere when I say positively reinforcing this OCD and anal-retentiveness just fuels the scary fire. Mustering some passion for laid back people everywhere.

Posted by Rachelmarie on Mar 19, 2010 10:23:34 AM

Hahaha this is beautiful.

Posted by mcginess13 on Mar 19, 2010 9:27:49 AM

I actually don't think this is fair. While there are a lot of people who drive and park like jerks, it isn't fair to the person who had to park like a jerk because of the person next to them parking like a jerk. I cannot tell you how enraged and annoyed I was to get a sticker like this one day. When I pulled into the parking lot there were several people parked crooked and over the lines. So I of course had to follow suit. By the time I left all of the other crooked cars had left - so I looked like the only jerk. Imagine how much I needed to "mitigate my rage" when I saw a note just like this for a circumstance beyond my control.