Ask Dad what he really wants and you may get some offbeat answers. Prove your love — even if you can’t get him on Deadliest Catch.

Season Tickets
Gift the die-hard Phillies fan a retro-styled Richie Ashburn reproduction jersey ($165) from the Mitchell & Ness flagship (1201 Chestnut Street; 267-273-7622).

Old Spice for Life
The old-school pop will appreciate dapper haircuts and straight-razor shaves from Francis the Duke Barber Co.

Fridge Full of Budweiser
Man cannot exist on beer alone. Agree to disagree over a few bars of Duross & Langel beer soap ($7.50) made of hops and malt.

Fruit of the Loom
He’s no frills, but a bespoke shirt ($150 and up) or suit (from $1,650) from Commonwealth Proper’s recently opened showroom will kick his wardrobe up a few notches.

A Food Network Series
Dad boasts his BBQ sauce deserves its own TV show and worships at the altar of Anthony Bourdain. Invite him to judge the success of mobile culinary creations on Ready to Nosh’s Philadelphia Food Truck Crawl (Mon.-Fri., $39).

You’ll be the apple of his eye.

Photo: Courtesy of Mitchell & Ness

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