Sing it, sister.

CROON
No Regrets: a Piaf Affair
What: The Bearded Ladies pay homage to the Little Sparrow in a drag show replete with confetti, cancan dancers, and a rollicking rendition of La Vie en Rose.
Why: The troupe’s PIFA performance sold out; don’t miss it this time around.
When: Thurs.-Sat., 10:30 p.m.
Where: The Wilma Theater, 265 S. Broad St. Tickets ($20) at 215-546-7824 or online at ticketing.theatrealliance.org.

GO GREEN
PHS Pops Up
What: Pennsylvania Horticultural Society gives some much-needed love to a vacant lot; drop by for free demos (flower arranging, canning, composting) and tai chi, or help out with a little weeding.
Why: Expert green thumbs are stationed there every week to answer questions (here’s your chance to find out why your tomato plants are ailing).
When: Thru Oct. 24. Schedule online at pennhort.net.
Where: S. 20th St., at Market St. Info at 215-988-8800.

CELEBRATE
Bastille Day at London Grill
What: Scurry to catch one of the 2,000 Tastykakes tossed from the Eastern State Penitentiary’s towers, and then head to the Fairmount Ave. restaurant for a special menu of French fare.
Why: Marie Antoinette-inspired cocktails, escargot, and cream puffs.
When: Sat., 2 p.m.-midnight.
Where: 2301 Fairmount Ave. (215-978-4545).

RAID
Bus Stop Boutique’s Warehouse Sale
What: Pick up a few pairs from offbeat lines like Nicole and Fly London for 40-70 percent off (reg., $75-$200).
Why: A portion of proceeds benefits the American Red Cross Disaster Relief Fund.
When: Sun. & Mon., 11 a.m.-6 p.m.
Where: 727 S. 4th St.

Photo: Courtesy of The Bearded Ladies