Yee haw.

JIVE
The Twisted Tail Opens
What: With bourbon cocktails and a grand lineup of bands, the new resto’s classic-juke-joint feel means you can nix your plans for a Southern road trip.
Why: The charcoal grill, hauled in from Texas, gives ribs, oysters, and steaks the perfect smoky flavor.
When: Mon.-Sat., 11 a.m.-2 a.m.; Sun., 10 a.m.-2 a.m.
Where: 509 S. Second St. (215-558-2471).

SAIL
Summer Wind
What: Tour the Independence Seaport Museum, then hop aboard the Chinese junk-rigged schooner for a 90-minute cruise along the Delaware.
Why: The Celebrating Submarine Sailors and the Spirit of ’45 exhibit opens this weekend.
When: Cruises, thru Oct. 31; exhibit, thru Sept. 5.
Where: Penn’s Landing, 211 S. Columbus Blvd., at Walnut St. To book ($50), call 215-413-8655.

EAT
Zeppoli Opens
What: Take the train just a few minutes away to Collingswood to feast on rustic Sicilian food like fisherman’s stew and gnocchi.
Why: Order the deep-fried dough the BYO is named for when it’s time for dessert.
When: Mon. & Wed.-Sun., 5:30-10 p.m.
Where: 618 Collings Ave., Collingswood (856-854-2670).

RESURFACE
Energylift Facial
What: The high-tech treatment ($250) uses radio frequency and electric currents to brighten skin.
Why: You’re beginning to regret all the fun you’ve had in the sun.
When: Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sat., 9 a.m.-7 p.m.
Where: Rescue Rittenhouse Spa, 255 S. 17th St., 2nd flr. (215-772-2766).

Photo: Steve Legato / Courtesy of The Twisted Tail