Get lost.

MEANDER
Go Hog Wild Corn Maze
What: The Mercer County Park Commission facility embraces all things fall with a pig-shaped labyrinth ($8), hayrides, and pick-your-own pumpkin patch.
Why: Fresh air does a world of good.
When: Thru Nov. 5.
Where: Howell Farm, 17 Valley Rd., Lambertville. Info at 609-737-3299 (Mon.-Fri.) or 609-397-2555 (Sat. & Sun.).

CELEBRATE
Bario-Neal First Anniversary Party
What: The designers throw a fete with booze, snacks, and an art show (Monika Krol, Tasha Doremus, Ken Derengowski).
Why: A new batch of limited-edition cocktail rings and necklaces ($25-$80).
When: Tonight, 6:30-9:30 p.m.
Where: 700 S. Sixth St. (215-454-2164).

DINE
Sbraga Opens
What: Top Chef fans unite. An ever-changing prix fixe menu (foie gras soup with rose petal relish, fish and chips with Indian remoulade) means everyone has a chance to try winner Kevin Sbraga’s food.
Why: Sample a la carte items at the bar if you’ve got a less ambitious appetite.
When: Mon.-Thurs., 5-10 p.m.; Fri. & Sat., 5-11 p.m.
Where: 440 S. Broad St. (215-735-1913).

WATCH
Hella Fresh Fish 3.0 Ten-Minute Play Festival
What: The collection of quirky original works appeals to our increasingly short attention span.
Why: The hilarious Porn for Women.
When: Walking Fish Theatre, Thurs., 7 p.m.; Fri. & Sat., 8 p.m.; Sun., 4:30 p.m.; Papermill Theater, Sat. & Sun., 2 p.m.
Where: Walking Fish Theatre, 2509 Frankford Ave. (215-427-9255). Tickets ($10-$25) online at bsomeday.org. Papermill Theater, 2825 Ormes St. (510-292-6403). For tickets, email hellafreshtheater@gmail.com.

Photo: Jeff Kelly / Courtesy of Mercer County Park Commission