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The Weekend Guide

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WATCH
Three Chord Fiction: Love Bites

What: The band Upholstery adds a bit of twang after the cabaret performances in Brat Productions’s Barrymore Award-winning show.
Why: Songstresses and drag queens promise a sassy approach to romance.
When: Tonight, 8 p.m.
Where: Tin Angel, 20 S. Second St. (215-928-0978). Tickets ($10) at tin-angel.seatengine.com.

CLICK
The Download
What: Seventeen glorious ways to laze away.
Why: Shop Fashion Week from home, preview Oscar-nominated short films, and sneak-peek St. Vincent’s new album.
When: You’ve no place to be.
Where: At dailycandy.com.

SHOP
Sweetheart Trunk Show

What: Adorn yourself with jewelry by Niki Leist and Tessa Kennedy, and take home cuff links and tie pins for your main squeeze.
Why: Mimosas, snacks, and 20 percent off new spring clothing.
When: Sun., noon-4 p.m.
Where: Arcadia Boutique, 819 N. Second St. (215-667-8099).

RESERVE
Chef’s Table Dinners

What: Chef Chad Williams of Tela’s Market & Kitchen lays out a multicourse spread ($75 per person) that changes each time. Feeding a crowd? Book a table for up to a dozen friends.
Why: Past dishes include winter greens gratin and warm spice cake with root beer.
When: Feb. 14. Fri., 8 p.m.
Where: 1833 Fairmount Ave. For reservations (required), call 215-235-0170 or email events@telasmarket.com.

OGLE
PAFA After Dark: Peep Show 2.0

What: The folks at Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts show you the reverse side of paintings and school you on what the seldom-seen details reveal.
Why: The Peek-A-Boo Revue’s burlesque performers give you an eyeful, too.
When: Tonight, 6-9 p.m.
Where: Historic Landmark Building, 118 N. Broad St. (215-972-7600). Tickets ($10) at community.pafa.org or at the door ($15).

SUPPORT
InLiquid Benefit v. 14

What: Bid on design-minded items from more than 200 of the city’s best makers and help yourself to booze and bites from the lavish spread.
Why: Rub shoulders with jurors at the preview event and get first crack at silent auction items.
When: Sat. VIP preview party, 5-7 p.m.; silent auction, 7-10 p.m.
Where: Crane Arts, 1400 N. American St. Tickets ($40-$75) at 917-428-1857 or bidpal.net or at the door ($50-$100).

Photo: Mukethe Kawinzi / Courtesy of Brat Productions

LOCATIONS
1833 Fairmount Ave
@ N 19th St
Philadelphia, PA 19130
215-235-0170
118-128 N Broad St
Philadelphia, PA 19102
215-972-7600
20 S 2nd St
Philadelphia, PA 19106
215-928-0978
819 N 2nd St
bt Brown & Poplar Sts
Philadelphia, PA 19123
215-667-8099
1400 N American St
Philadelphia, PA 19122
215-232-3203
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