In honor of the Fringe Fest — heck, in honor of weekends in general — we bring you the inaugural edition of the Weekend Guide, a henceforth weekly listing of our picks for what to do, see, hear, and eat.

SEE
EYE-95 Re-tarred
What: BRAT Productions celebrates its 10th anniversary with the cult classic.
Why: PBR, rockabilly, and cheerleaders, oh my!
When: Fri.-Sun., 9:30 p.m.
Where: The Northern Liberties Design Center, 919 N. 5th St. (215-413-1318).

DO
The Guided Tour
What: A theatrical look at Philly’s seedier areas.
Why: The guide stages a nervous breakdown.
When: Sat. & Sun., 1, 3 & 5 p.m.
Where: Meet at 239 Arch St. (215-413-1318).

HEAR
Dirty Diamond
What: One-man band updates Neil Diamond classics with racy lyrics.
Why: Hands. Touching hands. Reaching out. Er, groping you?
When: Sat., 9 p.m.
Where: The Khyber, 56 S. Second St. (215-238-5888). Tickets online at thekhyber.com. 

EAT
Divan Turkish Kitchen
What: Tasty Mediterranean entrees, including the döner kebab sandwich.
Why: Fun on a bun.
When: Daily, noon-11 p.m.
Where: 918 S. 22nd St. (215-545-5790).

BUY
Reconstructed Vintage Dresses
What: Breezy dresses for the end of the summer.
Why: The best kind of fair-weather friends.
When: Mon.-Sat., noon-8 p.m.; Sun., noon-6 p.m.
Where: Tolou, 716 N. Third St. (215-629-1710).