That enormous bag? The word “accessory” doesn’t do it justice.

Just look at everything it holds: phone, schedule book, iPod, wallet, lip gloss, and at least three parking tickets at any given time.

Time to give your shoulder a break and cinch yourself into a Wild Card belt with Bandito components. The quality leather belts look good enough on their own, but add the various attachments and you’ve got a useful alternative to the handbag. 

You can attach a cell pouch, a large bag, and a shoulder holster that transforms into a hip holster. Or just get the carrier belt, which includes a discreet inner pocket. They come in black, distressed brown, and black with red and white details. They’re eye-catching and functional.

You know, just like you are.

Available at Delicious Boutique and Corseterie, 1040 North American Street, suite 901 (215-413-0375 or deliciousboutique.com). To see styles, go to wildcardcollection.com.