We’ll have none of this working for the weekend, Loverboy. SEE Have & Take Give & Get What: Inaugural installation from conceptual artist Lawrence Weiner. Why: It’s closer than the Whitney. When: Thru Oct. 31. Where: Cerealart Project Room, 149 N. 3rd St. (215-627-5060). BUY Be True to Your School What: An exhibit and sale featuring buttons, original works, compacts, and tote bags by artist Kris Chau. Why: You got no class. And you got no principals. When: Thru Sept. 29. Where: Honeymilk at Vagabond, 37 N. 3rd St. (267-322-4057). EAT Street Food from Around the World What: Meritage’s new menu features Vietnamese meatballs, Mongolian lamb pot stickers, and handmade chorizo with stone fruit. Why: You’ve never eaten anything like it. When: Mon.-Sat., 5 p.m. until the last man’s standing; Sun., 4 p.m. until you pass out. Where: 500 S. 20th St. (215-985-1922). DO The Starburst Treatment What: Your locks are treated with a protein or moisture mask and heat treatment. Why: Girl, you got some shiny hair. When: Whenever. Where: Salon Vanity, 1126 Walnut St., 2nd fl. (215-925-2211). HEAR The Sexual Life of Savages What: Multimedia celebration of our baser functions, courtesy of lit-pop group The Absinthe Drinkers. Why: Baudelaire, Shakespeare, Hank Williams, and original music. When: Thurs., 7:30 p.m.; Fri., 7:30 & 10 p.m. Where: Factory 1241, 1241 Carpenter St. (215-413-1318).