Ever since your car broke down, you’ve been lugging groceries around on foot, schlepping yourself to the el in the rain, and hitting the bars a little bit harder (at least there’s one positive to not driving). But now you’re cranky, achy, sick, and a long way from the spa (hell no, you’re not hoofing it). So get on the horn with The Body Klinic’s Mobile Spa. After a phone consultation, the hands-on, movable biz will bring the right service to your door. A chair massage will be great to knock out that shoulder pain (they’ll bring the chair). Your kinked-up lower back may require a full Swedish massage. You’ll need a facial for that lackluster complexion (was that you sneaking smokes in the ladies?). Using The Body Klinic’s exclusive line of products, a specialist will customize your treatment for you. Without taking you for a ride. The Body Klinic’s Mobile Spa (215-563-8888 or thebodyklinic.com).