February 28, 2007

Rubik’s Pube

Club Rio

Winter has you hibernating like a bear, and no doubt you’ve let certain parts of your body get a bit grizzly.

You can handle pits and legs. But what’s happened south of the border best remains unseen. (It’s a quagmire.) Time to call in the troops — and enroll in Club Rio.

Your Bermuda Triangle will be waxed every six weeks — the optimum time between appointments (less pain for you; less work for the highly trained waxers). Tweezing and trimming will ensure that your bush matches your exact specifications.

Want to branch out with something more than a Brazilian? Try hearts or lightning bolts. Or opt for a “classic” and have it trimmed down enough to be contained by a bikini.

Another perk: Club membership gets you 20 percent off the wax.

And you won’t scare kids when you finally hit the beach this summer.

Available at Ovations Salon & Spa, 539 North Orianna Street (215-923-4747).