Amazing how even when everyone’s “dressed up,” they look as if they just rolled out of bed.

Take the girl to your right, who spent hours getting her hair to look like she didn’t bother washing it. And, of course, the dude on your left, whose natural musky scent came straight from a bottle.

Remedy’s new line of cotton dresses is a much-needed cure for the fashionably phony. Favorites from the New York-based, husband-and-wife design team include the Scarlet wrap (with a peek-a-boo back cutout, cap sleeves, and a deep V-neck) and the ingenious Cybil tunic (a white eyelet number that can wrap around the neck, crisscross behind your back, or become an asymmetrical wrap skirt).

Wearing one of these unexpected frocks is sure to have posers everywhere regretting their highly affected ways. Just don’t feel too bad for them when all eyes focus solely on you.

After all, they’ve made their beds.

Available at Grasshopper, 727 Walnut Street (215-925-3959 or grasshopperproject.com); online at shopintuition.com.