Philadelphia - March 27, 2007

Better Than Babies

Perfect Children Animals

Kids. They throw tantrums in public, eat with their hands, and constantly throw up on themselves.

In other words, they’re not all that different from the rest of us.

For little ones that can be seen but not heard, look to Perfect Children. The fantastical creatures made from love and faux fur will never talk back, never make a mess, and never get crusty, boogery noses.

But, much like real kids, they have some interesting backstories. The Foo Boo Bunny is a pile of cuteness that demands a hug in the nicest way. The Sea Horse is a gallant creature who lost a fin in the ocean but is upbeat about the whole issue (no crying for this guy). The 21-inch long Narwhale shoots an ice cream cone baby right out of its face (for real!).

Giving a whole new meaning to the term offspring.

Available online at etsy.com.