April 23, 2007

It’s Like Butter

Barney Butter

Team Peanut Butter has the football.

Skippy sidesteps Jelly, calling to mind impressive sandwiches. And, whoa, he dodged the retriever Spot. Remember what happened last time — all that smacking.

But wait, Howie, who’s that at his back?

Why, it looks like Barney Butter, the first all-natural, no-stir almond butter. John, check out these impressive stats: Each serving has 14 percent of your daily fiber, no trans fat or hydrogenated oils, and the taste is a touchdown.

Which proves yet again that you should never underestimate the underdog. Made from California almonds, evaporated cane juice, palm fruit oil, and salt, this rookie’s got tons of talent.

Oh, no, Skippy is being flanked on both sides: Smooth Barney Butter on his right and Crunchy on his left. Unbelievable. The two young flavors just took team Peanut Butter down.

Wow. What a play. These guys are nuts.

Available online at barneybutter.com.