Philadelphia - May 07, 2007

Pretty Sweet

The Little Candy Shoppe Opens

To the tune of 50 Cent’s “Candy Shop”

I’ll take you to the Candy Shoppe,
You can get a lollipop. 
You’ll spend all you got. 
Hot pink doors, now that’s the spot. (Whoa!)

Have it your way. How do you want it?
Vermont truffles or put body chocolate on it.
Got a sweet tooth? Let’s go to the next level: 
Chocolate-covered waffles and pretzels 
To put in your mouth. You know, baby, it’s simple.
If you want Rain-Blo, just get some mo’.
Or a chocolate tattoo wherever you go.

You got the magic stick but no Pixy Stix?
Then your friends teasin’ that you ain’t got mocha.
What to do about that scuffle you’re havin’?
Get a chocolate voodoo doll and get to stabbin’.
You’ll be a seasoned vet when it comes to sweet sh*t.
Can’t rob a ride? Well, you know they can ship.

Tryin’ to explain, baby, the best way we can:
Candy just melts in your mouth, girl, not in your hands. (Ha ha!)

The Little Candy Shoppe, 1030 North American Street, ste. 901 (215-667-8567).