Online - June 04, 2007

My Father the Hero

2007 Father’s Day Gift Guide

They’re cringe worthy. But most likely, one of them led to you entering this world. Gift Pop according to his infamous pick-up line this Father’s Day.

You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me.
He’s a health nut and loves to stay active. So he’ll be delighted with Prince’s new tennis racket and touched by the monogrammed racket cover. If golf is more his speed, surprise him with a drink dispenser disguised as a driver to, you know, loosen him up on the course.

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy.
He’s sure to reciprocate in an adorable gingham shirt and a perfect hoodie. For ultimate appeal, top things off with Ritual’s genius grooming (and pooping) products.

If this bar were a meat market, you would be the prime rib.
Satiate his carnivorous ways with a subscription to the bacon-of-the-month club. If he prefers a sugar rush, opt for one of Millie’s gourmet cheesecakes to show him you’re sweet on him, too.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.
Make sure he always looks his best. A junky work bag does not impress. But a manly Louis Vuitton number definitely will. It’s your job to keep him in style, and a Psycho Bunny, Sovereign Beck, NOLA Couture, or corduroy tie will surely do the trick.

If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
So he’s not entirely tactful, and he likes his thrills cheap. But you love the guy. He’ll be in hog heaven with MarieBelle’s pinup girl chocolate bars and a flask disguised as the Good Book.

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
Why not let him melt his worries away in the Fatboy hammock. If that doesn’t do the trick, send him to the beach in Billabong’s wet suit/MP3 player to hang loose, dude.