So you’re thinking of having a housewarming party to show off your fancy new home’s crown molding, stainless-steel kitchen, and gigantic tub. Sounds like plan.
A plan to get everyone talking about what a smug show-off you are.
Instead, use the subtle trickery of artwork and let Tower Gallery throw you an art party. Gallery director Jenny Jaskey will come to your house and consult about your interior and favorite types of art. Then, you plan a party (with cocktails, hors d’oeuvres, music).
Before guests arrive, Jaskey will tuck away your current wall decor and hang up the new (all of which is for sale). She’ll invite the featured artists, so you can ask all the questions you like. Guests will thank you for the splendid opportunity, admire your taste, and maybe even walk away with an acquisition.
Of course, the host’s first purchase is discounted.
Which will just give you another reason to gloat.
Jenny Jaskey, Tower Gallery (215-253-9874 or firstname.lastname@example.org).
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