Ladies, it’s that time again. You know, when someone tells you what a great idea it is to wear a tie.

But this time, you might just want to listen. Thanks to Prep & Pauper, the new version of the look is less cocktail waitress-meets-stripper, more Brooks Brothers with a twist of F-you attitude.

The locally made silk ties come in a range of styles. Wear the Corporate Takedown design, and the repeating skull-and-crossbones pattern will let your boss know that not only do you have a brilliant sense of humor but you will also take him out at the knees. The Heads & Tales tie has all your ducks in a row — except one, who’s giving a full moon.

Be warned: They’re so charming, the guy in your life might swipe one to wear to work.

Jeez. They steal all our ideas.

Available online at prepandpauper.com.