October 9, 2007

Homeward Bound

Jane Lashner In-Home Massage

Nothing spoils that massage high like having to haul your relaxed and drowsy ass home through a swarm of traffic (I-76 travelers, we’re looking at you).

Jane Lashner agrees. That’s why the certified massage therapist is bringing her fourteen years of experience as the in-room massage therapist at such places as the Four Seasons, The Ritz-Carlton, and The Rittenhouse right to your living room.

Lashner provides Swedish or deep massage (her specialty). Climb onto her heated table and choose the oil — lemongrass; lavender; peppermint; unscented; or a special blend of rosewood, tangerine, and sage — and she will undo the knots and kinks that have stealthily overtaken your body.

As if that’s not reason enough to pick up the phone, Lashner makes house calls until 11 p.m., so the only lane change you have to navigate is from her table to your bed.

If only your morning drive could be so easy.

Jane Lashner (267-625-4127 or massageforyou2@yahoo.com).