It’s tough to be smart. All that thinking and knowing the answer to every question is really wearing.

Indeed, regular quizzo is not challenging enough for the likes of you.

You need QuizMaster Chris Randolph.

You’ve seen him at Ray’s Happy Birthday Bar and Dirty Frank’s. Now he can bring quizzo to you. Hire him for an upcoming soiree — or just pay him to hang out with you.

Randolph knows a ton of random things, so when a former quizzo leader got the ax, he started moonlighting as one himself. His quizzo parties will give your brainiest friends a run for their money. Have a theme you want him to work around? Are all your friends morons? No problem. Randolph can customize queries to fit your needs.

Because he’s as brilliant as you are.

QuizMaster Chris Randolph (215-917-6583 or quizmasterchris.blogspot.com).