Your friends have everything.
Well, they will.
When, before the stroke of midnight on December 31, you give them a Doin It Well 2008 wall calendar.
The name says it all, but what’s inside is truly magical: twelve months’ worth of artists’ renderings of beloved frat-house sex positions compiled by local artists Keith Greiman and Keith Shore and Blue Sage Vegetarian Grille owner Holly Jackson.
What’s in store? Matt Furie’s “The Chili Dog” is enough to make you forget what it means (if not, a shot of Jager will). Maxwell Loren Holyoke-Hirsch’s “The Rusty Trombone” is a lovely depiction of two gentlemen playing brass in the woods. Jude Buffum’s “The Donkey Punch” gives Super Mario an added bonus, and Greiman’s “The Mung” is a lovely image of whatever mung may be.
The best part? It comes with a hole. To make screwing it to the wall easier.
Available online at bentstationery.com.