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The Puppet Show
What: A 29-artist exhibit of sculptural, video, and photographic representations of puppets.
Why: You’re afraid of clowns.
When: Fri.-Mar. 30.
Where: ICA, 118 S. 36th St. (215-898-7108).
What: Straight outta Port Fishington, Walking Fish Theatre’s new monthly burlesque variety show hosted by Miss Annie A-Bomb.
Why: Support the arts.
When: Sun., 8 p.m.
Where: 2509 Frankford Ave. (215-427-9255). Tickets online at ticketturtle.com.
What: Get all the merch you’ve been coveting from Sugarcube and Third Street Habit at this biannual sale.
Why: Low, low prices.
When: Sat., noon-7 p.m.
Where: F.U.E.L., 249 Arch St. (215-592-8400).
What: Art Star’s vast collection of handmade jewelry is on sale now through Valentine’s Day.
Why: Show how much you appreciate yourself.
When: Tues.-Sat., 11 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sun., noon-6 p.m.
Where: 1030 N. Second St., unit 301 (215-238-1557).
What: DJs spin hip-hop for your ass-shaking pleasure at the reopened Barbary.
Why: Maybe some drunk hipster will ask to taste the drink you just bought.
When: Sat., 10 p.m.
Where: 951 Frankford Ave., at Delaware Ave.