You’ve been in therapy for years and you’ve still got tons of garbage.

Though Pedal Co-Op can’t get rid of your mental trash, they can haul away your physical clutter.

Their fleet of bicycle-pulled trailers can tend to the recycling needs of small businesses throughout Center City and West Philly and are a great alternative to recycling trucks that guzzle fuel, clog traffic, and spew gnarly exhaust.

They work with a single stream plant, so there’s no need to sort glass from plastic from cardboard. If that’s not enough ecogoodness, they’ll take organic waste (like vegetable peelings and coffee grinds) to a local composter.

Rates depend on how much trash you have. The more you’ve got, the more you’ll pay.

Which is why your shrink is making a fortune.

Pedal Co-Op (484-222-1231 or pedalcoop.org).