April 1, 2008

A Hard Time

Straight Nights at Woody’s

We know, we know. You get all tarted up with body glitter, sequins, and pointy-toe stilettos, and there’s nary a gentleman who will deign to feel you up.

Well, an all-out grope-a-thon awaits at Woody’s. That’s right: Philly’s most famed gay bar invites you in with very open arms. And that’s because one night a week they’re going straight! (Can it be? Men are smarter than women?)

Not only will you see hot guys take it off, but in no time, you’ll be sucking body shots off the well-sculpted chest of a hairless fauxmo flight steward in for the night from San Fran. Take a trip to the bathroom (where magic awaits) and leave feeling like you just had kinky, dirty sex with everyone there.

Are they kidding us?

No, we’re kidding you. April fool!

Woody’s, 202 South 13th Street (215-545-1893 or woodysbar.com).