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Shmitten Kitten Art Show
What: The sassy local gals offer framed pics of Philly bros we all love, and love to hate.
Why: It’s too hilarious to pass up (and you just might see a rendering of yourself).
When: Thurs., 6-9 p.m.
Where: Conspiracy, 910 N. Second St. (215-925-2153).
Red Letter Girl
What: Local makeup artist and keyboardist for the A.K.A.s, Josie Outlaw, can make you pretty.
Why: Make yourself look better.
Where: Online at redlettergirlcosmetics.com.
What: Bacon-infused vodka, a DIY Bloody Mary bar, and a brand new brunch.
Why: It can fix anything.
When: Sat. & Sun., 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m.
Where: 22 S. Third St. (215-701-4883).
What: The Headhouse Square Farmers Market offers locally grown produce and other goodies.
Why: Misshapes totally welcome.
When: Sat. & Sun., 10 a.m.-2 p.m.
Where: Second & Lombard Sts. (215-575-0444).
What: Enjoy an antiques and arts festival in Fairmount Park with food and beverages provided by The Centennial Cafe.
Why: Get inspired.
When: Sat., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sun., 10 a.m.-5 p.m.
Where: The Centennial Cafe, Ohio House, 4700 States Dr. (215-877-4327).
Bon Voyage: Decked Out in Navy and White
What: Presentation of Moore College of Art & Design senior fashion show.
Why: The future’s best and brightest.
When: Sun., 6 p.m.
Where: Sheraton Society Hill, 1 Dock St. Tickets at 215-965-8586.