Order in the court! [Triple gavel smash.]

The defendant’s charged as an accessory in the handbag, footwear, headwear, jewelry case. How do you plead?

Guilty, your honor. [Courtroom gasps.]

You leave me no choice. I’m sentencing you to life at TenOverSix — a new boutique facility for innovative, independent designs opening its doors today.

The window pinatas may look cheery, but inside Shih, Gryson, and Rebecca Minkoff bags are up against the wall; the likes of Ligia Dias and Subversive necklaces have been framed; and swim and lingerie share quarters with shoes from Tashkent by Cheyenne, Rachel Comey, and Kristen Lee, who runs the joint along with husband Joe Cole, stylist Gina Correll, and designer Brady Cunningham.

You’re allowed access to art books, magazines, and music, but visiting hours for stylists in the vintage salon are by appointment only.

This case is closed. Court’s adjourned.

TenOverSix, 7427 Beverly Boulevard, at North Vista Street (323-330-9355 or tenover6.com).