A certain someone buys something awesome, and suddenly you’re wearing it to pick up the newspaper and sitting around the house in it, lest said someone tries to reclaim it.

For the love of god, get your own. If you have a thing for stealing a man’s coat, L.A.-based designer Erik Hart can help.

We love his Duffle coat in gray and black Italian wool felt with zipper, hood, and toggle closures. The Motorcycle Bomber jacket is fitted, but not so much that you look like a dominatrix.

If you’re already a dude, we wouldn’t mind seeing you in one of these jackets.

Or borrowing it from you.

Available at Matthew Izzo, 1109 Walnut Street (215-829-0606 or matthewizzo.com). To see styles, go to erikhart.com.