Last we checked, gas prices were up to, oh, twelve bucks a gallon and Mother Earth was about as healthy as your chain-smoking neighbor next door.
Which makes now the time for a new mode of transport.
Like a Haley tricycle. Made for grown-ups, the slick, efficient three-wheeler is the greenest (and most visually interesting) way to cart yourself and your stuff around town. No smelly carbon footprint stinking up the place.
It’s affordably priced, easily serviceable, and certifiably awesome. You like a little extra spike in your trike? Go for a custom design. Being green has never been easier or more fun.
So do the human race a favor: Ditch the gas guzzler for one of these. Your grandkids will be proud.
Haley Tricycles (215-301-4594 or haleytrikes.com).