September 30, 2008

Rock the Vote

Vote in the 2008 Election

This year, put down the bong and get out and vote. To get in the spirit, try our poll.

Monday, October 6 is:
a) when you will most likely be suffering a hangover.
b) the final day to register to vote in Pennsylvania.
c) your birthday! Yee-haw!

Let candidates know how you really feel by:
a) doing something that will get the FBI’s attention.
b) singing karaoke on werenotgonnatakeit.org and sending it to the politician of your choice.
c) streaking.

Register to vote by:
a) fervently agreeing with campaign commercials.
b) writing to your congressman.
c) navigating away from Cute Overload and visiting declareyourself.org.

Learn about the issues by:
a) going to votesmart.org.
b) asking Chris Matthews.
c) listening to banter at the bar.

Find out who’s contributing what by:
a) visiting opensecrets.org.
b) going through the neighbors’ trash.
c) asking your mom.

You’re the boss? Good for you! Give employees the day off to ensure they vote.