Today is the one day when dressing like a total jackass is culturally sanctioned. And we fully endorse this.

But if the scariest costume you’re allowed to wear to work comes from Talbots, we suggest making a statement with K. Louise Designs jewelry instead.

We love the faceted iron stone hung on a hefty ten-karat chain. The synthetic agate and brass chain necklace will have people staring at your chest in a way that’s not pervy at all. The carnelian, glass, and gunmetal style will inspire double takes, questions, and compliments.

In short, the chunky pieces will make you feel totally pulled together.

Just like last year’s Richard Simmons getup.

Available at Matthew Izzo, 1109 Walnut Street (215-829-0606 or matthewizzo.com). To see styles, go to klouise.com.