When they were changing guards at Buckingham Palace, Christopher Robin went down with Alice.

And those are just figureheads.

So the least you can do is grab a friend, co-worker, or favorite bartender and get your ass to a polling place.

In other words, go vote. Like, now. Because if you don’t, you’re going to feel like a dirty, filthy liar when you tell everyone that you did. And, yes, we are giving you a guilt trip.

Seriously, dude: We’re a major swing state. Go help elect a president.

And to quote the only king this country’s ever had, “A little less conversation, a little more action.”

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