Let the countdown begin.

SEE
Swallow Your Pride
What: First Person Arts screens local dude’s awesome documentary about the faces behind the wing sauce in Philly’s competitive eating scene.
Why: It’s a heartwarming shit storm of sentimentality.
When: Fri., 8:30 p.m.
Where: Painted Bride Art Center, 230 Vine St. (267-402-2055).

In Memorialium
What: Enjoy the sweet, crocheted artwork and scarves by Rachelle Vasquez, as well as refreshments and discounted merchandise.
Why: Holiday shopping made easy.
When: Fri., 6-9 p.m.
Where: Vagabond, 37 N. Third St. (267-671-0737).

PARTY
Beer and Band Fall Jam
What: Miro Dance Theatre organizes a fundraiser at Ortlieb’s Jazzhaus with food, drink, and local bands like Toy Soldiers, The Bee Team, chicks from the Girls Rock Philly camp, and others you’ve never heard.
Why: Fun(d) the arts.
When: Sun., 4-7 p.m.
Where: 847 N. Third St. (215-962-4773).

HEAR
Diplo, Abe Vigoda, and Friends
What: See a great lineup of DJs and performers from Philly to NY to L.A., presented by Mad Decent. It’s all ages, but don’t be scared.
Why: When was the last time you made out with a 19-year-old in the toilets?
When: Fri., 8 p.m.
Where: Starlight Ballroom, 460 N. Ninth St. (866-468-7619). Tickets online at ticketweb.com.