Philadelphia - December 09, 2008

Grinch Me, I’m Dreaming

DailyCandy Holiday E-cards from Someecards.com

For you, holiday well wishes is an oxymoron.

But here’s the silver lining: Someecards.com created cards just for us that will tell your dad, boss, and that rando snoring next to you exactly how you feel.

For mother: “In lieu of gifts this Hanukkah, I’m asking for better JDate results.” (She’ll be all, Way to go! You’re internet dating!) Or your best friend: “I hope spending the holidays in a part of the country where almost everyone is obese will help put your recent three-pound weight gain in perspective.” (She’ll thank you, we’re sure.)

They’re just the thing to let people know that you’re a complete bitch — but in, like, a wacky way.

After all, it means more when it comes from the heart.

Available online at someecards.com.