December 15, 2008

Give a Man a Fish

Holiday Cooking Lessons with Katie Cavuto

Can’t cook? Neither can we.

But we’re experts at calling Katie Cavuto. The talented dietitian will teach you to whip up a holiday feast right in your own home.

She works with you to come up with a menu for the nights in question; brings natural and organic ingredients; and teaches you to braise, broil, or roast whatever you’ve got. She’ll even have cooking parties for you and your inept pals.

Does the mere idea of approaching the oven make you vomit a little? Have Cavuto deliver your meal the night before or day of. You can lie your ass off and tell everyone you’re a fantastic chef.

Consider it your just desserts.

Available online at healthybitesdelivery.com.