Philadelphia - February 09, 2009

Crimes of Passion

Brandon Bird’s SVU-Tines Valentine’s Day Cards

In your world, solving heinous, sexually based offenses is not only integral to upholding society, but really damned good entertainment.

Prep for your annual Stabler/Benson love-in by sending friends and family Brandon Bird’s newest additions to his SVU-Tines (that’s Special Valentine Unit, of course).

The L.A.-based artist who married Law & Order with grade school-inspired cards just released another run of the designs — which are guaranteed to be at your door in two to three business days and make you weep with laughter.

Detectives Tutuola and Munch tell your crush he just might be “Too cool!” Medical examiner Warner reminds your unfortunate-looking pals that “It’s what’s inside that counts.” Bob Saget’s star turn as Glenn Cheales will really creep everyone out.

It’s an elite squad of dedicated detectives.

And they’re catching you red-handed.

Available online at brandonbird.com.